Neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level.
IDK how people cum so hard with these things. Doesn’t do shit for me.
just throwing this out there
saw a guy do a real big vape in his car at a red light but then he couldn’t see that the light had turned green until it cleared lmao
Will I understand Maroon 5 if I haven't seen the other four Maroons?
Stuffed crust sushi.
i run a fucking instance, i don't think i'm allowed to take a mastodon break
what's getting me through this stupid february? 51 days to ⚾ season. that's what.
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i sent the most stressful email this morning? yikes.
this has to happen @Gargron
Citizens celebrate . . .First bus arrives at Little Bronley City
Whiskey NEET 🥃
Is anyone going to stream the #PuppyBowl or #KittenBowl tomorrow? I'd like to watch but don't have access to Animal Planet Live or the Hallmark Channel
Fediverse Instances Explained, Part 8
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I find it kinda funnyI find it kinda sadthe posts in which i'm laughingare the one's where i'm not mad
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Mmm tasty sipp
an elaborate time theft scheme disguised as a Mastodon instance