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BAM! 💥 you’ve been SMACKED by the holiday meatball!! 💥
Boost to throw at somebody else!!
(originally by @jenndangerous@twitter.com)

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Band name: Dirk Gently and His Holistic Detective Agency

i'm critically low on seltzer. is costco still going to be an absolute shitshow?

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Be gay and rebroadcast games without the express written consent of Major League Baseball

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🎵 comin' out of my cage
and honestly i've been better 🎵

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ipv6 was a fuckin mistake, i swear. half-decent idea, but...implementation leaves a LOT to be desired.

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gunpowder is a powder which, when water is added and the mixture stirred, becomes a gun
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Godspeed Yodspeed! Blodspeed Odspeed

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oh one one eight nine nine nine eight eight one nine nine nine one one nine seven two five three

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“Detective Pikachu, you’re a loose cannon! Why the hell did you think it was ok to use Thunder Shock on that criminal’s nuts?”

*Pikachu takes a long drag on a cigarette*

“It’s super effective”

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one of the many failings of the american education system: i assumed i'd have way more mondays off work than i actually do.

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Oh No, My Rocks!

an elaborate time theft scheme disguised as a Mastodon instance