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i, uh. totally didn't just accidentally break mastodon.

nope.

not me.

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Just smoked some nbd oil and I really don't mind

for a while i collected grocery store club cards. by “collect” i mean that i’d get them if i went somewhere new and i put them on my keychain. it’s got club cards from florida and the midwest and new england now. i guess the new thing is reusable grocery bags? i still kind of want a ralph’s card. but that’s partly because of the big lebowski.

whenever i travel i like to imagine myself as someone who lives in the city i’m visiting. it’s kind of a nice feeling. running mundane errands, but at stores that are just that little bit different than the ones you go to at home.

yeah, a walgreens is a walgreens, but this one’s laid out different. and the parking lot is full of palm trees. the cashier’s accent is different.

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rolling into work fifteen minutes late with wendy’s chili and a frosty

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@raphael an ant farm with an increasingly-complex rube goldberg machine delivering supplies! i love it!

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my college just sent out an email asking the entire student and faculty body to only drink pepsi on campus

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PORTMANTDOME: TWO WORDS ENTER, ONE WORD LEAVES

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you know what's gonna become a thing in the future?

antique vapes

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ELSE
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