wow, the iOS apps have changed a lot since i hung out here last.

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people who buy novelty marijuana themed “BOSTON” shirts at that weird kiosk in the Park Street stop are cryptids.

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Girl are you Dr. Bronners? Cuz I saw you at the whole foods and I have some questions.

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guess it's time to start looking for a fuckin' apartment.

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stranger things season 4: the kids uncover the iran contra affair

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"post" is just "stop" spelled backwards and wrong

once, just once, i'd like to come in to work and have the aircon actually work

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i, uh. totally didn't just accidentally break mastodon.

nope.

not me.

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Just smoked some nbd oil and I really don't mind

for a while i collected grocery store club cards. by “collect” i mean that i’d get them if i went somewhere new and i put them on my keychain. it’s got club cards from florida and the midwest and new england now. i guess the new thing is reusable grocery bags? i still kind of want a ralph’s card. but that’s partly because of the big lebowski.

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