for a while i collected grocery store club cards. by “collect” i mean that i’d get them if i went somewhere new and i put them on my keychain. it’s got club cards from florida and the midwest and new england now. i guess the new thing is reusable grocery bags? i still kind of want a ralph’s card. but that’s partly because of the big lebowski.
whenever i travel i like to imagine myself as someone who lives in the city i’m visiting. it’s kind of a nice feeling. running mundane errands, but at stores that are just that little bit different than the ones you go to at home.
yeah, a walgreens is a walgreens, but this one’s laid out different. and the parking lot is full of palm trees. the cashier’s accent is different.
@raphael an ant farm with an increasingly-complex rube goldberg machine delivering supplies! i love it!
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Neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level.
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