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Setting the first piano note of "Welcome to the Black Parade" as my text notification tone to strike fear into the hearts of emos who think they're past their former selves.

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Imagine this: if John Lennon was born in Philadelphia, PA, he’d have been Jawn Lennon

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You know what else is rude? Telling New York Times opinion writers to go fuck themselves. But I can still do it!

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- cereal is made from milk and grain

- cheesecake is made from milk and grain with greater processing

- cereal is the primordial soup from which cheesecake is derived

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jealous of the mars rover that lasted longer than it should have roaming a chilling and hostile world to the adoration of millions

When you need to test a landline, nothing but the best will do.

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Here's another scale shot of the portable computer, next to a very serious looking business laptop.

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ACAB and that includes Paul Blart, sorry sweaties.

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Throwing a grenade and yelling, "go off queen" as encouragement.
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Strictly speaking, more or less every bottle is reusable

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it took me about ten years of wishing there was some nutritious, easy-to-prepare food I could eat right after I got up to remember that cereal exists

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Now that #Vermont is back to single digits F, time to share my favorite ice-related infograpic.

#LearnFromSenseiPenguin

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