Neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level.
Setting the first piano note of "Welcome to the Black Parade" as my text notification tone to strike fear into the hearts of emos who think they're past their former selves.
Imagine this: if John Lennon was born in Philadelphia, PA, he’d have been Jawn Lennon
You know what else is rude? Telling New York Times opinion writers to go fuck themselves. But I can still do it!
- cereal is made from milk and grain
- cheesecake is made from milk and grain with greater processing
- cereal is the primordial soup from which cheesecake is derived
FIDLAR on the roof
has anyone said this yet
happy valentines day
jealous of the mars rover that lasted longer than it should have roaming a chilling and hostile world to the adoration of millions
When you need to test a landline, nothing but the best will do.
Here's another scale shot of the portable computer, next to a very serious looking business laptop.
ACAB and that includes Paul Blart, sorry sweaties.
Strictly speaking, more or less every bottle is reusable
it took me about ten years of wishing there was some nutritious, easy-to-prepare food I could eat right after I got up to remember that cereal exists
good brexit advice
Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört
Now that #Vermont is back to single digits F, time to share my favorite ice-related infograpic.
an elaborate time theft scheme disguised as a Mastodon instance