Neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level.
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me, just now: "where the FUCK is my apple pencil"
When you need to test a landline, nothing but the best will do.
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🎵 almost heaven /
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in awe of the size of this snickers. absolute unit.
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i found this picture on my phone.
i have no clue what the circumstances were.
I stuck this drive in a computer without looking at the label and spent entirely too long trying to work out why it didn’t work.
one hundred sliders. it’s a sight to behold
an update to a previous post: fixed it
measure never, cut twice or: how i forgot to measure and learned to love my mistakes
today i woke up early enough to get breakfast at the deli. then i went to ikea and behold, second breakfast
today was pretty solid. #nyc
lying in bed thoughts: i do wish i lived somehwhere that i could ride a scoot scoot to work.
an elaborate time theft scheme disguised as a Mastodon instance