for a while i collected grocery store club cards. by “collect” i mean that i’d get them if i went somewhere new and i put them on my keychain. it’s got club cards from florida and the midwest and new england now. i guess the new thing is reusable grocery bags? i still kind of want a ralph’s card. but that’s partly because of the big lebowski.
whenever i travel i like to imagine myself as someone who lives in the city i’m visiting. it’s kind of a nice feeling. running mundane errands, but at stores that are just that little bit different than the ones you go to at home.
yeah, a walgreens is a walgreens, but this one’s laid out different. and the parking lot is full of palm trees. the cashier’s accent is different.
Neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level.
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