yak shave du jour: wholesale copying fonts from one laptop to another to make LaTeX shut up and stop complaining

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“Put that in your pipe and smoke it”

But non-smoking version?

“Put that in your vape and steam it”
“Put that in your boat and float it”

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Fondly remembering that time some guy created PonziCoin as a joke, made it clear in plain words it was a pyramid scheme, and people bought into it in such alarming numbers that he freaked and pulled the plug. I love the internet.

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me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

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if i was a British, i would simply abolish money and nationalize Nandos

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Marie Kondo bringing assorted black boxes to a funeral.

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It's 2019.

We're now exactly halfway between y2k and the 32-bit Unix time overflow.

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Oh No, My Rocks!

an elaborate time theft scheme disguised as a Mastodon instance