Neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level.
yak shave du jour: wholesale copying fonts from one laptop to another to make LaTeX shut up and stop complaining
“Put that in your pipe and smoke it”
But non-smoking version?
“Put that in your vape and steam it”“Put that in your boat and float it”
ah shit am i behind seven proxies now
seven, ha ha ha, seven VPNs
Fondly remembering that time some guy created PonziCoin as a joke, made it clear in plain words it was a pyramid scheme, and people bought into it in such alarming numbers that he freaked and pulled the plug. I love the internet.
ah, the joys of setting up new VPNs
me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!
LET IT ALL OUT
THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT
I’M TALKING TO YOU
me: cool never mind
if i was a British, i would simply abolish money and nationalize Nandos
mh, job Show more
take this job and shove it up your ugly ass
Send your energy to Knzk 🙏
I have so many yaks to shave.
Marie Kondo bringing assorted black boxes to a funeral.
what a fucking week.
We're now exactly halfway between y2k and the 32-bit Unix time overflow.
this is how instances work on mastodon
2018 was the McMansion of years
*sweeps 2018 under the rug*
an elaborate time theft scheme disguised as a Mastodon instance