I have a feeling that I'll transition from moaning "I'm too young for this shit" to "I'm too old for this shit" on an expedited timeline

100% of the street cred if it turns out true, 0% of the public shaming if it turns out false! This is fun.

Here's a prediction, hashed (SHA3), so that I could boast if it turns out true:
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fucking daylight savings. what the hell hour is it?

Apple Watch died half way through my first 10k

…bye motivation, I’m better without you anyway

Hi. I hate arguing with people on the Internet. Where do I receive my adult license?

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Languages in which you can add a B to a bum word and get a fish word:

🇬🇧 ass/bass
🇩🇪 Arsch/Barsch

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