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@admin I believe there's a new Mastodon version that includes poll support, which is of course extremely vital

I cleaned so fucking much today, my house is so fucking clean

@defocused Just want to support @joesteel, Tomorrow Never Dies is good, and I think Jonathan Pryce is good in it

How hard is it to find someone who meets all of my self contradictory requirements?

Companies that forget that many of their customers are single earn my eternal scorn when they do something stupid for Valentine's Day.

Just tryna make it to Friday so I can fly out of this frozen tundra to a warm place

Just an awful day. I still have my job but I know plenty of people who don't.

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Oh No, My Rocks!

an elaborate time theft scheme disguised as a Mastodon instance