I work on cars, and like brown shoes.
Get in the sea.
Companies that forget that many of their customers are single earn my eternal scorn when they do something stupid for Valentine's Day.
RIP Mars Rover Opportunity
Just tryna make it to Friday so I can fly out of this frozen tundra to a warm place
learning some life skills
Just an awful day. I still have my job but I know plenty of people who don't.
Not the worst it can be (yet), but pretty bad.
Today is a bad day.
Where do I put my "football is a bloodsport" hot takes
u ever see a post and ur just like, fuck.. that’s good. damnit.
I’m such a pro at walking
Folks: It's cold
Oh boy do me and @kyle have something fun in the works.
Acheivement unlocked: charge at 240 volts.
Ceci n'est pas une influencer
Love a good "love a good x" joke
an elaborate time theft scheme disguised as a Mastodon instance